i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now
pay nicki minaj a quarter of a million dollars to be better than you on your track
i just went on facebook and
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
So I just need to get this off my chest:
For me David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch is the ultimate Disney prince because he is there for Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything that’s going on in their lives. They’re going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all of the sudden Nani has to be a mom to her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and that’s hard enough as it is and then she gets her this ‘dog’ and everything gets harder and even though she can’t return David’s feelings he’s still there for them through everything. Even aliens. He’s amazing. I was watching Lilo and Stitch with my niece the other day and I cried watching David go through it all. He is the perfect guy. Like I just get emotional thinking about him.
Imagine if you had someone like David in your life - male or female. You would feel like a prince/princess even if you were living with next to nothing.
David is the ultimate Disney prince - even though he isn’t a Disney prince. He should be considered one.
Disney rant - over.
Reminder that David:
-has no curse to break
-does not have a deadline/ultimatum to find a wife
-has no financial/social gain from being with Nani
-is told 1/4 of the way into the movie that Nani is too busy to worry about dating him AND PROCEEDS TO BE HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE ANYWAY.
David’s not a Disney prince because he’s too awesome for that title.
AN ACTUAL NON-IRONIC,NON-SELF DESCRIBING NICE GUY.
A PROPER HUMAN BEING.
Plus he has fancy hair.
And a nice butt.
You really think his hair is fancy?
The last three almost made me cry I don’t know why I just love that people love the movie enough to know this.
girls dont want boys girls want pink hair james
5 am thoughts / [x]
You took my thoughts and wrote them out.
this. is. so. fuckin. true.
This doesnt even have to be about a partner or crush. It could be a mother, a father or a sibling.
This is my absolute favourite and gets my every fucking time
me participating in a group project
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology
I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?
Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels
Y’all need Buffy.
I took another short time-lapse of the dissipating storm today. It’s a little dark and the compression kind of knackered it but watching the clouds at this speed amazes me every time! The video is much smoother and nicer!
Thank You for being there when I needed someone.
I feel like you guys don’t get enough appreciation so I’ll just leave this here :)
So sorry I didnt add dex, it was like 4am and I’m a lazy poop ;-: but I still love him bunches