Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.
I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
hair: goo goo ga ga
me: how cute
6 months later
hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed
me: fuck u *shaves head*
avoiding hate like
every 4/20, professor macklemore reflects on that time he smoked a fatass blunt and then got sad
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT
Unintentionally sexually suggestive cartoons. This is why the Internet was created.
attractive strangers make everything better
it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort
especially if it’s a kiss