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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

dex5m:

deanismypatronass:

i-observe-dean-with-my-eyes:

Dean is 100% done.

ah yes the stop-and-blink

this is honestly one of my favorite Dean Expressions

Need some more.

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

Write drunk, edit sober.
Ernest Hemingway

I would do vice versa.

(via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
I have ruined relationships for fear of ruining those relationships.
Neil Hilborn (via oppen-heimer-style)
pastar0ni:

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE

pastar0ni:

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE

me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is

claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died